pasta code

Pasta theory of programming

spaghetti code: unstructured and intertwined code

ravioli code : lots and lot of little code modules/objects

lasagna code: a layered approach

cous cous code: I'm not sure what this would be but while we're talking pasta...

macaroni code: source files comprised of multiple programming languages;

stromboli code: sprays from one end if you bite the other;

campanelle code: built using a framework almost no one has heard of; and

baklava code: similar to lasagna code, a codebase with too many architectural or abstracted layers.